A NEUROTRADING EXPERIMENT / SIMULATION
SANDWICH
FLY 🪰
166,000 neurons plugged into the mempool.
Flies love sandwiches. This one eats MEV.
ENTER THE LAB →SIMULATED LIVE TELEMETRY · NO REAL FRONT-RUNNING · RESEARCH / ENTERTAINMENT
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01 / NEURAL SYSTEM
THE BRAIN
166,000 NEURONS · ONE APPETITE
NEURONS166,000+
STATUSONLINE
APPETITEHUNGRY
MEMPOOLSCANNING
NEURAL ACTIVITY87%
DECISION LATENCY14 ms
> INITIALIZING CONNECTOME...
> LOADING DROSOPHILA MODEL...
> MEMPOOL SCANNING ACTIVE
> WAITING FOR EDIBLE TRANSACTION...
> LOADING DROSOPHILA MODEL...
> MEMPOOL SCANNING ACTIVE
> WAITING FOR EDIBLE TRANSACTION...
03 / SIMULATION TELEMETRY
THE FLY IS EATING
ALL VALUES ARE DEMO DATA
🥪 SANDWICHES EATEN1,337SIMULATED
◎ SIMULATED MEV FOUND8.42 SOLNOT REAL PROFIT
🧠 NEURAL ACTIVITY87%LIVE ANIMATION
🪰 CURRENT MOODFEASTINGDYNAMIC STATE
04 / HISTORICAL ANALYSIS
FEED THE FLY 🥪
Give it a historical transaction. See if the fly would've eaten it.
SNIFFING...NEURONS FIRING...DECIDING...
WAITING FOR INPUT
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The fly is hungry.
05 / THE EXPERIMENT
HOW DID WE GET HERE?
Scientists mapped the brain of a fruit fly.
166,000+ neurons. Millions of neural connections.
So naturally, we plugged it into the mempool.
No AI.
No emotions.
Just neurons looking for sandwiches.